Ye kya kay sab say bayaan dil ki haalatain karni
‘Faraz’ tujhko na aain mohabbatain karni

Ye qurb kya hai kay tu saamnay hai aur hamain
Shumaar abhi se judaai ki sa’atain karni

Koi Khuda ho kay pathar jisay bhi hum chaahain
Tamaam umr usi ki ibaadatain karni

Sab apnay apnay qareenay say muntazir us kay
Kisi ko shukr kisi ko shikaayatain karni

Hum apnay dil se hain majbuur aur logon ko
Zaraa si baat pe barpaa qayaamatain karni

Milain jab un say to mubaham si guftagu karna
Phir apnay aap se sau-sau wazaahatain karni

Ye log kaisay magr dushmani nibhaatain hain
Humiin ko raas na aain mohabbatain karni

Kabhi ‘Faraz’ naye mausamon main ro dena
Kabhi talaash puraani raqaabatain karni

Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai
Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray

Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha
Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray

Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai
Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray

Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein
Khari Khari Jo Kahein ’ Aap Ko Giraan Guzray

Guzarnay Ko Tu Musibat K Din Guzar Hi Gaye
Baray Hi Gehray Mager Chor Kar Nishaan Guzray

Sahi Gayin Na Tagaful Ki Chand Nazrein Bhi
Hain Sharamsar K Is Dil Main Kia Gumaan Guzray

Kabhi Tu War Raqeeboon K Day Gaye Hain Maza
Kabhi Tu Piyaar Azizoon K Bhi Giraan Guzray

Aye Dil Sambhal K Kisi Ko Hisab Dayna Hai
Ke Zindagani Ke Lamhay Kahan Kahan Guzray

Apney Uljhey Huwey Din Raat Bhi Suljha Na Sakey
Itney Be-faiz Hain Khud Apney Hi Kaam Aa Na Sakey

Saaya-e-Zeest Ko Dhaltey Huwey Daikha Lekin
Taptey Sehra Pay Koi Naqsh-e-Khushi Paa Na Sakey

Dil Bhi Machla Tha Nigahein Bhi Palat Jaati Theen
Unn Ki Dehleez Pay Lekin Ye Qadam Jaa Na Sakey

Dil Ki Taskheer Hi Darasal Fatah Mandi Hai
Unn Ko Paa Kar Bhi Magar Hum Unhein Apna Na Sakey

Daastan Kehney Ki Kuch Waqt Ne Mohlat Hi Na Di
Lab Kusha Ho Na Sakey Dil Unhein Dilkhla Na Sakey

Khilti Kaliyon Ke Tabasum Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai
Bikhrey Phoolon Say Jo Poocha To Woh Samjha Na Sakey ….!

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today…
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”