Monthly Archives: September 2009
Tujhko na aain mohabbatain karni
Ye kya kay sab say bayaan dil ki haalatain karni
‘Faraz’ tujhko na aain mohabbatain karni
Ye qurb kya hai kay tu saamnay hai aur hamain
Shumaar abhi se judaai ki sa’atain karni
Koi Khuda ho kay pathar jisay bhi hum chaahain
Tamaam umr...
Kisi ko hisaab dayna hai.
Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai
Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray
Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha
Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray
Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai
Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan...
Uljhay howay din raat
Apney Uljhey Huwey Din Raat Bhi Suljha Na Sakey
Itney Be-faiz Hain Khud Apney Hi Kaam Aa Na Sakey
Saaya-e-Zeest Ko Dhaltey Huwey Daikha Lekin
Taptey Sehra Pay Koi Naqsh-e-Khushi Paa Na Sakey
Dil Bhi Machla Tha Nigahein Bhi Palat Jaati Theen
Unn...
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Mirror who kill liars
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
A girl & boy story
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
Salty Eggs
Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today…
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
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Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
A boy goes to see a dance
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Examiner taking practical of sardar
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Discussions