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A monkey has been severely injured

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

A child uses its thumb 2 chew

A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do, 1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do, Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Your 5 qualities

Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.

U r a nice person…

U r a nice person… but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning… 1st. pray to God so that u can live…. 2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

God has given many qualities to you

God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more……this is call as “Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Someone misses you

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO ..

Read each word Reversely

Read each word Reversely: A’ suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW ‘…ylesreveR